Thursday, August 12, 2010
I have awesome teeth. Seriously. I have tested it. When my new humans first adopted me, they bought me a BRAND NEW shiny black leash. You know new leashes have no fraying or anything right? Well, in 17 seconds flat I chewed through it. Since then I've chewed through a green leash, a purple leash, a rope, a black thing that looked like a leash and um...well, give me any color and I can guarantee chew through it in under 30 seconds. Don't worry though--I won't bite children or robbers or anyone. Just leashes....well, and couch cushions...and rugs. My new humans won't buy me any new leashes now...which kind of sucks because I really would love some more chewing. Does anyone have any suggestions on other good things I could try my awesome teeth on?
Barked up by Elina at 10:00 AM